If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
DO OR DIE [SCREAMS VIOLENTLY] YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME [FLIPS TABLE] BECAUSE THE WORLD [PUNCHES WALL] WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART [COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR SOBBING]
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
I saw fall out boy yesterday and the fact that I’m not seeing them right now is truly soul crushing.
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
why can’t you spell.
im 2 busy gettin laid
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
we’re soaring, flying
